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10

Sep

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

09

Sep

80s-90s-supermodels:

Claudia Schiffer on the set of her “Perfectly Fit” videos 1995

80s-90s-supermodels:

Claudia Schiffer on the set of her “Perfectly Fit” videos 1995

(Source: classyclaudiaschiffer.com)

(Source: himynameistade)

We are friends long enough now that [Tina Fey] is technically my wife. Though she’s yet to agree to take my hand in marriage, I think common law now proves that we are technically comedy wives.
Amy Poehler from the updated version of “Live From New York”. (via elizabethtinafeys)

08

Sep


you are a broom. question: take a broom, you replace the handle, and then later you replace the brush, and you do that over and over again, is it still the same broom? answer: no of course it isn’t but you can still sweep the floor with it. you have replaced every piece of yourself. time and time again. you probably cant even remember where you got that face from

you are a broom. question: take a broom, you replace the handle, and then later you replace the brush, and you do that over and over again, is it still the same broom? answer: no of course it isn’t but you can still sweep the floor with it. you have replaced every piece of yourself. time and time again. you probably cant even remember where you got that face from

(Source: mycrofd)

07

Sep

(Source: jennalouisedaily)

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

An accurate representation of my social skills

(Source: chrisruffalo)